If Boring Cereals Had Mascots

We all have to grown and start eating sensibly eventually, right? But that doesn't mean we can't have fun too, right? Right? Ah, never mind. (If Boring Cereals Had Mascots by Caldwell Tanner)

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Cereal Mascot Reunion

Realistic Cereal Mascots

The Breakfast Cereal Club

The Last Last Last Last Last Last Supper

I used to think that the Last Supper took place the day before Good Friday, but I have been reliably informed by my colleague @holycharlie that it actually takes place on Wednesday. But seeing as the rest of you are likely as theologically misinformed as I am that I should point out my ridiculously large (though not complete) collection of pop culture Last Supper parodies and the Last Supper tag. They're sacrilicious!

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Suddenly Last Supper
How To Tell Your Kids About The Easter Bunny
Battlestar Galact-egg-a

The Real Cap'n Crunch

I like the captain's new look, especially as I use rum instead of milk when I eat Cap'n Crunch. Breakfast of champions! (That's Why I Love Cap'n Crunch by Timothy Lim aka ninjaink; via Super Punch)

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The Last Breakfast

You've Entered The Watterson Zone

Schulz City: That Yellow Shirted Such-and-Such

Where Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood Comes From

Well no wonder he sounds so maniacal, that stuff must be loaded with sugar. (Tiger Blood by Seth Patrick)

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The Charlie Sheen Comics Page

The Ghosts Of Sitcoms Past

Cereal Killers

Realistic Cereal Mascots

You know, I can see why they decided to go with cartoon mascots instead. (Taste of the Wild by Philip Tseng at Threadless. Link via Shirtoid.)

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Cereal Mascots In Real Life

And God Created Sugar

The Breakfast Cereal Club

The Last Breakfast

Sculptor Brian Stuckey's The Last Breakfast finally gives Cap'n Crunch the Christ position after so many portrayals as Judas, a role now filled by Rice Krispies Snap. What is is with breakfast cereal mascots? Their either fighting or wasting their lives together — don't they have any other friends? (Via Cultural Compulsive Disorder)

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Suddenly Last Supper

Pop Culture Last Supper

Konami Code Last Supper

There Can Be Only One

Seems the Cap'n must have won, banishing the Count to his sugar crypt, only allowing him brief distribution around Halloween. (Classic Cereal Confrontation by Matt Needham)

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The Breakfast Cereal Club

Cereal Mascot Reunion

Cereal Killer, Qu'est-ce Que C'est?

It's Tough Out There For A Mascot

Won't somebody please think of the advertising icons? Poor things only know how to shill. (From artist Sarah Ingledew's final major project - thanks to John at Neatorama for the tip)

Yep, it's an empty life for these one-dimensional marketing puppets. (Link via Medium Large)

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They're Always After Me Lucky Charms!
The Wrath Of Old Big Boy
Cereal Mascot Reunion

Cereal Mascots In Real Life

"General Mills cereal monsters meets the Universal monsters in a mash-up of epic proportions! Eat them...before they eat you." Source of 5 Essential Nutrients by Jason Edmiston. (Link via Super Punch)

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Cereal Monsters
Cereal Killer, Qu'est-ce Que C'est?
Cereal Mascot Reunion