The Cuddly, Teutonic Herzogalot-Bear

Your children will love Herzogalot-Bear as he lulls them to sleep with tales of natures relentless brutality. (From Brandon Bird)

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Starship Care Bears

"This is for all you new bears: I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself. You get me?"

I'm so pleased to know the Care Bears finally started kicking some ass — all the greeting-card inspired caring just got to be too much. Everyone fights. No one quits from Lead Paint. (Link via Culture Kills)

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The Don't Care Bears

Even gray, scowling and wielding weaponry, these bears are unbearably cute. (Don't Care Bears by Alex Solis)

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