We all have to grown and start eating sensibly eventually, right? But that doesn't mean we can't have fun too, right? Right? Ah, never mind. (If Boring Cereals Had Mascots by Caldwell Tanner)
And while a cheap time machine made out of pressboard does sound appealing, entering the dimension-bending maze that is an Ikea store just isn't worth it. See more Sci Fi Ikea Manuals by Caldwell Tanner.
Caldwell Tanner and Rosscott Inc. have created a handy interweb flowchart/PSA that I wholeheartedly agree with. Give credit where credit is due and if you do see who created it, to the Googles!
I hate when people just take people's work without even providing a link back. It's not cool. I'm looking at you, Tumblr! To those that do, "Fuck you, you're killed the internet!"
Finally Brother Bear and Sister Bear are doing something worthwhile. And Edward James Olmos' Admiral Adama makes one hell of bear.
Caldwell Tanner teases me with entertaining bedtime reading for my kids and then snatches it all alway with his Five Sci-Fi Children's Books parodies at College Humor. Someone please write these.
I never realized that The Muppets were so well categorized as demonstrated by Jeff Rubin and Caldwell Tanner's venn diagram on College Humor. Though I can't believe any human is called Elmo. (Link via The Daily What, by way of John Farrier.)